hannahcompton:

Growth means facing the things you’ve avoided for so long.
Growth means doing what’s right, not what you want.

(via songsweareplayingforyou)

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

(via thecannibalisticsithlord)

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

(via doughnot)

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

(via songsweareplayingforyou)

Oooh, cute!

(via peachdeluxe)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

belovedclimatecatastrophe:

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

This is beauteous.

(via kynehalliforn)

askcosplayisrael:

mypatronusisyou:

hellohappylisa:

stop-on-astaire:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

So I’m assuming at least 95% of tumblr is hearing this whole scene perfectly in their head, right?

the idea of people not hearing this in their head is inconceivable

I do not think that word means what you think it means

(via kynehalliforn)

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

(via lay-your-weary-head-to-reeeeest)

guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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(via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

geekgirlsmash:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

There’s an entire study about horror movies and small children. They had kids watch scary movies alone, and had kids watch scary movies with a parent in the room. And, the kids were more scared when there’s a parent in the room, because the adult was reacting to things being scary. They really are judging the adults’ reactions to bad things, to see how to react. So if you freak out, they think there’s a reason to freak out, so they will too. 

In the face of childhood injuries, there’s literally no good time to freak out. They’ll either go into doom and death mode over nothing, or they’re actually really hurt and having both you and them panicking is only going to make things worse for everyone. 

kristoffbjorgman:

77 years 53 movies 72 hours of video and the absolute last one of these I’m going to do so congrats anon

(via riceychwannn)

lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

(via abra-calamity)

Lady Gaga sings for newborn baby in Perth.

(via creepysperm)